1. The female advertisers:
These girls have “products” to sell and they make sure it is right in your face. You need to channel your inner meanness to get these ones out of your way.
2. Oga Boss:
They chill in a corner of the sofa/at the VIP section.Popping champagne, spending. And there’s always something annoying about the way they sip their expensive drinks. Maybe its the side eye your babe casts them as she grudgingly sips the glass of Chapman you bought her three hours ago.
3.The Male buyers/Admirers
4..The “Gra gra” dancers:
This category of people stand by the corner and watch people dance while they nod their heads and shaking their body. You assume they are killer dancers .But when the Dj provokes them with their best music and they display their dance step you’d wonder “” so nah the dance be this ”
5. Team homo
6. . Gate Crashers
7 . Spectators
Looku looku. Self-assigned judges.They never participate in anything.Mostly girls because they have free entrance.
Sorry the club is interrupting your pleasant time with your phone bro
9. The Wooers
They visit clubs to find girls to warm their beds for the night.
10. The Pick Pockets:
They “obtain” you if you get too carried away.
These guys wont stop us from going to the clubs though!