Valentine’s day is fast approaching.I have already shared ways to thrill your girlfriend without emptying your bank account.
However, if you still want to break it up before that day
(maybe your boo doesn’t know you have a boo), then these tips are for you!
Guy: Hello Baby How Are You?
Girl: Honey I’m Fine
Guy:Whaat! Did you Just call me honey? Are You Saying My Mother is a bee?! It’s Over
You call me baby? It’s Over!
So Now You are drinking coke that has another man’s name on it?It’s Over!
Girl: Hey boo
Guy:Boo?You call me boo? Soon you will call me cow..Its over
Girl: Dear, 14th is Val’s Day
Guy: O you think i’m forgetful, It’s Over.
I gave you two eggs to boil one and fry the other. You fried the one you were supposed to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry- its over
I told you i like hot food and you still didnt warm the ice cream. It’s over!
N.B Try the above suggestions at your own risk