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10Things Lagos Girls Do When they go Hunting for Boyfriends In Restaurants

Have you noticed that there are some set of girls who go hunting for lovers at restaurants? Whether it’s for a one night stand or something a bit more serious, it is always so easy to spot these ladies.

I’l give you 14 signs that are total give-aways that those girls are not there to eat, they  are there to hunt!

  1. nicki limelight
    They pick the most visible  spot in the restaurant
  2. menu
    They spend ages studying the menu like they are preparing for Exams.It takes roughly thirty minutes to an hour for them to decide an item on the menu they want.
  3. water
    And when they do, it’s usually the cheapest. Malt, coke, cranberry juice or orange juice- a lot of times water
  4. selfies
    They take zillions of selfies while waiting for their orders
  5. loud laughter
    They laugh a lot to nothing in particular…and very loud to attract the attention of prospective boyfriends seated.It is common to find them laughing loud one minute and sober the next minute when they feel a potential lead may never approach their table.
  6. stare
    They keep staring around anytime anyone walks in as though they are human drone cameras.
  7. Accent fluctuates between American, British, and pidgin depending on who is walking past their table.
  8. Their eye lashes looks like they are ready to fly. Heavy makeup is the costume. Pushup bra and waist trainer is the dress code. Add a strappy sandals & ombre wig to that.
  9. moneyoo
    When it’s time to pay for their drinks using POS after an unsuccessful outing, they pull out up to four ATM cards and contribute  in fractions like church offerings.

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