What do they call that drink- Sapele Water?
Or that adage- Warri no dey carry last.
Somehow, I felt it necessary to remember them.
Currently an unnamed business man in Umunede is writhing in throes of the loss of is valuables.
Punch reports he went to pick up a prostitute from a popular brothel in Umunede Delta State.
They agreed for a price for Till Day Break.
After a round of mind-blowing sex, he proceeded to take a drink (perhaps to re-energize for the next round)
Lo and behold, he fell asleep.
By the time he awoke, the prostitute was missing- and so was his briefcase of money.
The police confirmed the incidence saying
“We are investigating a report of a stolen briefcase containing huge sums of money and a driving licence and we hope to bring the girl to book,” a police source said.